I Am A Meat Popsicle

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Shepard:  I don’t give a fuck who sees up my dress because I am goddamn smoking hot and they can enjoy the view or GTFO…

…but when I’m alone in my room I like to be conservative.  I guess I just like trolling.

Oh come on. She totally opens her legs on purpose while in the main battery talking to Garrus. ;)

And he DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!  Way to play it cool, Garrus, sheesh…what does she have to do?  Walk completely naked into the main battery and bend over with a “PLEASE FUCK ME” sign on her back?

He still probably wouldn’t get it…it’s totally because he likes being the one hunted :P

I swear you’re trying to kill me with that pic. 

Also I’m not even sure walking in with less clothes would help… ;)

Maybe her new sexy lacy undies in ME3 will fix that :3  I mean, she does have an EXCELLENT waist that Garrus appreciates…

Meanwhile, Femshep can appreciate THIS stellar package…

…and this :D

Don’t forget, she can also appreciate

:3

We objectifying fangirls. Tsk tsk.

… Just kidding. I love this fucking post. XD

:D  How can we deny the facts?  I mean, it’s there.  It’s hot.  It’s a thing that need to be touched.

Femshep agrees, mmm hmm :D

You know I once thought FemShep/Garrus was innocent in some ways

Now I wonder how the hell I ever thought it was innocent at all. XD

A lot of people think “oh you can’t make love to a space raptor bird man” and “oh they probably didn’t have sex before the relay” but I swear when you combine DAT ASS with DAT PACKAGE…

…they have to go together, you know.

Okay, I think I need to stop XD