I Am A Meat Popsicle

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So, Thane finally started calling my Shepard, Siha, in my game.

thepaintedelf:

In general, my Shepard has been talking to Thane a lot more now. (And Samara but hey). 

I feel like if Garrus found out, he’s be incredibly jealous. Especially because now whenever I do an N7 mission, I either have Tali with me, or Thane. (Occasionally Jack). And I’ve noticed that Thane tends to keep really close to me. I mean he’s like ALWAYS right next to me. 

I feel like Garrus would see that, since he’s always the other party member with me, and he would start to assume that Shepard is becoming closer to Thane, and she’s starting to have feelings for him. (Come on, it’s Garrus. He totally would take Thane and Shepard fighting next to each other as something serious!)

And he’d pull something abotu how Thane is about as ‘Close to Home’ as Shepard will get without being with an Asari or an actual human, and he’ll start to be all WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO BE WITH THANE

and then Shepard will just be like “:| Cause I love you, idiot.”

“Y…Wait. What? You… What? Say that again, I think my translator malfunctioned. Not sure I got that right.”

via thepaintedelf
Posted on Sunday, February 26 2012. Tagged with: shakariangarrusfemshepMass Effect
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I Am A Meat Popsicle I love fantasy, science fiction, poetry, Shakespeare, musicals, Tchaikovsky, Mass Effect, old books, Disney, and Daoism, in addition to a host of other interesting things :) I studied Chinese philosophy, Japanese and French language, and Renaissance History and Literature in undergrad, and I am currently working on getting my degree in International Law.

"In all this suffering we must live as if we were dancing, following the heavenly and the natural, climaxing in not knowing we are burned up. This is to nourish our lives. Nourishment occurs not high in the misty mountains away from the world's suffering, but in the very midst of suffering."

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